Saturday, February 14, 2009

Cheeseburger Paradise

I have a friend, we’ll call him Scott (because that’s his name), who is not in the best shape, but he is trying to improve his physical well being, or so I thought. You see, for the last two months he has been going to the gym every day. He has been working out with a friend of ours that used to play in the NFL. I was happy for Scott because he had been sticking to his plan more than I have stuck to mine. I was kind of proud of him! Until yesterday!

Yesterday I got a call from Scott. He was on his cell phone, as usual. Half way through our conversation he asked me to hold on and this is what I heard;

Girl at drive thru; “Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?”

Scott; “Yeah, give me two double cheeseburgers, a small fry, and a coke.”

Girl at drive thru; “Would you like a hot apple pie with that?”

Scott; “No.”

Girl at drive thru; “Thanks Scott, drive around to the first window.”

Did you catch that? I did! She used his name! I know for a fact, that at that particular McDonalds, not only can she not see him but she can’t even see him pull into the parking lot. So it’s not like she knew him and saw him pull in. She recognized his voice! How many times a day do you have to eat at McDonalds for them to be able to recognize your voice?

All the pride, and envy I had for him because of the effort I thought he was making flew right out the Drive Thru window!

Friday, January 30, 2009

You can't post about doing "nothing"!

Since I developed my little Runners Knee problem I have not been running. I have been limiting myself to just strength training; including my legs, since that seems to be part of the problem. My knees feel fine and I feel like I need to start the running again, however, I’m not going to! I think that for the next week I will alternate between the stationary bike and the elliptical machine. If I don’t have any problems with that then I will hit the streets again. My first encounter with the bike will be in the morning, so I will know by Monday if it was the right move.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Packaging is everything!

Some products should not be allowed, under any circumstances, to be packaged in similar containers. In my case, I can’t tell you the number of times I have reached into my shaving kit to apply deodorant only to realize that I was putting Body Glide under my arms. On the up side, I highly recommend Body Glide because I did notice my arms were swinging a little faster on those days. The other two products I have issues with are Tiger Balm pain relieving ointment and Carmex lip balm. Why would you put these in the same size container? Let’s just say; Carmex does absolutely nothing for sore leg muscles and Tiger Balm really irritates chapped lips.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Woes of the Pigeon Toed Runner

In the past, when I tried to get back into running, I had problems with my knees. I could run on a regular schedule for a couple of weeks with no issues, and then I would experience excruciating pain in my knees. Mostly right under my knee caps and it was so bad that I couldn't even walk, not to mention run, without pain. So this time I decided I was going to run with a purpose; not to get hurt. I got off on the right foot and set an easy schedule with lots of stretching and a 3 day a week walk/run that built into more of a run/walk over time with the end goal of being able to just “run”. I even changed my foot strike to try to put less pressure and shock on my body. I also set up a weight training program for the off days. On paper it looked good; don’t over extend myself, stick to the plan, be running like an old pro in no time! Right?

Wrong! It’s been 4 days since my last run and my knees are KILLING me. I tried to run 3 miles on Thursday and only made it a little over 2 miles and most of that was walking. So I came home and tapped into my best fitness resource, the Internet, to find out what was happening. I believe I have Runners Knee caused by three things.

1) I’m a knucklehead, because of 2 and 3.

2) I didn’t stick to my plan. I was feeling good and ran farther than I should have too soon in my program.

3) My plan was flawed! I was doing some weight training, but nothing for my legs. My thought was my legs were getting more of a workout than the rest of my body, so why punish them even more?

Runners Knee is a pain around and behind the kneecap. It is a common injury for new runners and even after taking a few days off it seems to come right back with a vengeance. And, as is the case with most sports injuries, the pain in my knees is just a symptom of other problems I am having. Runners Knee is not the Knees fault! It is usually caused by issues with the feet and thighs.

Your knee moves up and down in a groove in your thigh bone and you start to experience problems when your kneecap moves out of that groove or rubs along the side of the groove. So how did my knee get off track? The most likely cause; weak thigh muscles and a lack of foot support. It's your thigh muscles that hold your kneecap in place. Running develops the back thigh muscles (hamstrings) more than those in the front (the quadriceps), and the imbalance is sometimes enough to allow the kneecap to pull and twist to the side.

Your foot provides stability and it's likely that my feet are making a wrong movement every time they hit the ground. Given my past, it’s really likely, because when I was a kid I was pigeon toed. I don’t mean my toes turned in a little, I’m talking about being able to turn my feet inward so much that my toes were actually pointing behind me! When I walked the ends of my feet and toes actually passed over one another. I had a grade school friend that had the same problem and he had to have surgery to correct it. That surgery happened over two summers (one for each leg) and involved cutting his leg open, sawing the bones in half, twisting them until his feet were straight, and screwing the bone back together. I was told that I would probably have to have this same surgery if my legs didn’t straighten out. The last thing an 8 year old wants to hear is that he will be down for 2 whole summers, so I made a conscious effort to start forcing my feet to be straight while walking. It worked (kind of), because I was able to teach myself to walk toes forward and best of all, avoid summer ending surgery. The down side is that when I walk I pick my foot up, swing my legs out and then forward instead of just a forward motion (go to my January, 2nd post and watch the end of the video where me and my sister are walking up the street).

My Remedy:

First; to start including my legs in the weight training, lay off the running for another week (although, once my knees quit hurting I will start walking again), and follow my schedule even if I do feel like a super star.

Second; I am due for a new pair of shoes so this time instead of going to the Super-Mega-Every-Sport-Under-The-Sun-Store, I will purchase them from a “Running” store with a knowledgeable staff that can put me in the shoes I need, not just the ones they are pushing this month.

Wish Me Luck!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Thump thump..Thump thump......BPM

In my quest to get in some kind of shape (other than pear), I have been worried about my heart rate. It has been going up to 188 bpm. It seems kind of high for my age but I don’t feel like I’m straining myself and not having any problems. So, do I have anything to worry about? Here is what I found online.

There were three different formulas for calculating Max Heart Rate that seemed to be reoccurring from site to site; the first was the one that appeared on the most sites. 220 – Age = MHR. For me that would be 180. The second most commonly found formula was 226 – Age = MHR, mine would be 186. The last one came from a popular running web site and is the only one that had separate formulas for male and female. According to this site a male should calculate his using 214 – (.8 x Age) = MHR and a female should use 209 – (.7 x Age) = MHR. Using this formula my max should be 182. Not that big of a difference in the three, and my actual heart rate of 188 is not that much higher than any of them. I was surprised that not one formula I found factored in weight. That would just seem natural since weight has so much to do with a healthy heart. But what do I know?

If anybody has any other information on Heart Rate, I would like to hear it.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Am I dead yet?

Congratulations to all those that ran the Disney Marathon this weekend. Me and the kiddos were watching your time on line. One day maybe I'll be able to make it 26.2, but right now I'm struggling with my 5k time. I will get there though.

Tonight was the first time I ran, that I wasn't sucking wind like a clogged up carburetor by the 1 mile point. I say again; Kids never smoke......Ever! Being able to breath sounds like it is a good thing, but there is a down side; In the past my lungs would give out long before my body did. Tonight's run was different. It was the first time my shins, calves, and sides started cramping. In the past, because my lungs would not let me run far, my max heart rate was only getting up to about 170. Tonight I could see it beating through my shirt! Is that OK? Actually, my heart rate stayed above 170 and maxed at 188 bpm. At one point I looked down and my monitor was reading zero. There was a brief moment where I was trying to remember if my life insurance was up to date but then I saw the strap hanging out of the bottom of my shirt. I guess it would be smart to actually find out what my max HR should be.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Medieval Torture

It’s the most diabolical torture device ever created. If the Spanish had access to this piece of equipment during the Inquisition, Catholicism would be the only religion in the world today. Small and compact, yet able to render its victims completely exhausted in such short periods of time that every Dungeon Master would have been able to double his work load. Just the mere mention of this devise leaves certain circles of people shaking in their shoes. The constant, monotonous, never ending physical torture will eventually take any man down. It should be outlawed! Doom on you TREADMILL, doom on you!